Wednesday, September 6, 2006

He Wished He Could Just Wish His Feelings Away. But He Couldn't.

Watched Revenge of the Sith awhile back, and I have to admit that I enjoyed it, for all of its massive badness. Annikin's bad pick up lines are a constant inspiration to me.

On the other hand, I'd just like to point out some of the things that robots (robots that were built solely for combat purposes I should mention) do not do:

Robots do not say "Uh Oh."

Robots do not yell at other robots when they feel they are lying down on the job.

Robots do not get insulted when you grab light-sabers out of their hands without asking.

Robots, when they are electrocuted, do not say "Ow!"

Robots never kick other robots out of anger. Robots don't feel anger.

Robots do not flee battle. Robots do not feel fear.

Even if they were fleeing, they would not raise their arms up in a comical, "I'm running away" manner.

Robots do not groan in pain when they are destroyed. Robots don't feel pain.

That's about it.