Cold Iron Avail You

Have you ever noticed that most looming statues aren't just statues? They usually end up animating just as you walk into the room, and then you have to fight them. Sometimes it's just a stone shell around some sort of demon creature, who emerges angry at being awakened. Other times you try to walk between them and their eyes open an obliterate you with laser beams of some sort. Any time that I see a statue I usually just start shooting. If I have a gun. Which, usually, I don't. Often, all I have to protect myself is a pair of car keys. I wonder if they could be considered masterwork?