We all know that ground up unicorns horns can help prevent poisoning, and that cutting them off plunges the world into an age of eternal darkness, and that the horns are invisible to people who have stopped believing in unicorns, but what do unicorns themselves use them for?
What I'm picturing is this: A bunch of toughs are roughing up a kid, trying to steal his coin purse or a piece of bread. Suddenly, we hear galloping. Then, a unicorn flies out of a bush and impales the toughest looking guy there and throws him into a tree.
Has anyone seen a unicorn do anything remotely resembling this? If you have, think back, because it might have just been a triceratops that was an off white color.
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